Through the eyes of a child

Today mom took me to yet another doctor appointment, but this one was to check out my smiling Irish eyes.
You see, they do standard eye tests at the pediatricians office but I got into a slight disagreement with the nurse about her ability to perform such eyes tests and her lack of qualifications soooooo we had to go elsewhere. I mean the Woman tried to tell me that the flat side of the letter "E" was the "pointing side". I told her if that was the pointing side, then it would be an "M". We agreed to disagree but then she failed me. Verrrrrry mature of her, don't you think?
Needless to say I have 20/20 vision and left the office today with a strawberry shortcake sticker, a lollipop and paper sunglasses. Who's the winner now?!!