Fire hazard

Like mom and dad, I am a sugar junkie. I have been plotting ways to get more sugar into my system and tonight was the ultimate!!

Mom was acting all nostalgic and asked Daddy to build a fire in the fire put they got for their wedding 500 years ago - so sweet, right? That was my IN! I sweetly told mom how awesome it would be if we went camping one day (knowing she not dad would ever take us!) and roast marshmallows. With puppy dog eyes full force of course!

Result = instant marshmallow roasting and mom feeling guilt free about giving us more sugar! Best part? Morty doesn't like marshmallows so I relieved him of them ; ) yum!