Don't fall for it!

So, not too long ago the Mordapus had to do to the doctor because he got an infection from where he had scratched himself. So, first thing you need to know is that this is self-inflicted! Think of him as a smaller, paler Plaxico Burress.

So, not only did he get to go the the awesome hospital, but he also got to spend hours there with mommy while I was stuck at home with the Dr. Kevorkian of fun - dad. So, while Mr. Boring and I were at the house, Morty got to spend all day playing with a mirror! How awesome would that be?!

And then, after spending all day with mommy and looking at himself in the mirror - all while wearing the cool free socks they gave him - then he got to take a lot of recreational drugs! Man, he gets to have all the fun.

Man...my life sticks. He got a couple cool, IVs, got a whole bunch of cool drugs, got to take a VERY long drug induced nap, and then he got to come home and have McDonald's....what kind of a world are we leaving in?! Just because I'm the epitome of health and vigor, why should I have to suffer while he gets rewards after reward?! Life is so unfair!!!! To me.