So when the mail arrives, Morty and I have taken to tearing through all the useless mail in search of what matters - toy catalogs. Once we get our stack of catalogs, we each grab a marker and start to circle or otherwise deface the stuff we want. Usually we go through at least two markers, if not more.
Sure, this kind of planning might seem a bit...presumptuous, but how else is Santa going to know which stuff to get us? I mean, Mommy didn't know that we needed new slippers until we both screamed and yelled and cried...but see? Don't our feet look so cozy in his new Mator slippers and my princess/fuzzy slippers? Really, we're providing a service.
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