mama's boy

Unfair I say! UNFAIR! Not only does Morty get to use Mommy's old phone for his own personal use, but he get's to listen to my Katy Perry on it! Speaking of which, what does "steal my parent's liquor" mean? Anyway, as I was saying...UNFAIR!

See? She loves him more....so sad. As soon as I get out of this time out, I'm so going to push him down and jump on him! Just you wait! That will make Mommy love me more! Hey duck lips, look at how much I love you....I just pooped in my pants just like Morty! Impressed yet?