My oppressor....is this here Elf. You see, apparently, this Elf is actually a spy for Santa. He sits and watches Morty and I all day long. And every night when we got to bed, he'd move from one area of the house to the other...tricky bastard. Anyway, now that Christmas is over, guess where Mr. Elf is going...can you say funeral pyre?! Ah, HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I think we'll just toss him on this holiday bush and burn this mo-fo down!
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